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1: Colonel Zebra Mustard Dead, killed by a 9mm in his bed. 2: Agent Tmbqoius 3: Doctor Ashran Pink Dead doctor 4: Jimmy, the khaki dinosaur Dead mafia, killed by a shark because of Ashran. 5: Something Limy Dead 6: Profesor Clabbage Plum 7: Miss Zombie Scarlet 8: Agent Rainbow Awesome Dead, townie, killed by a shark. 9: Serial Hugger Crusher the Grey 10: Engineer Shassy Orange Dead mafia 11: White Dark JR. Dead Townie 12: Lord Goblin Blue Dead 13: Pop Star Fingon Black Dead, Dinosuar with his own fangs in the hallway leading towards the laundry room. "Welcome everyone to my humble home!" President Iggy Olive adressed his thirteen guests at the foyer of his mansion. "I hope the storm didn't ruin your moods!" Iggy continued.
"Thank you for inviting us!" Doctor Ashran Pink said and stepped forward, reaching out for a handshake that he would not get, for President Iggy Olive did not want to touch any of the rain soaked men, woman or dinosaur.
"There are towels and fresh clothes down the hallway to your right, I'll have the staff dry your regular clothing!" Iggy exclaimed and with that he clapped his hands and several men and women in suits and dresses escorted the guests as Iggy climbed the steps to his personal hobby room.
He took off his suit jacket as he crossed the room of 6x4 tables, mountains of unopened miniatures, and shelves of terrain. He sat down at his painting table and threw his expensive jacket carelessly over his Battle Fleet Gothic table.
"It should take at least an hour for them to get their clothes back, just enough time to build something new!" Iggy exclaimed and reached behind him without looking to grab a random box, he pulled back a box of Space Marines and hucked it back. The second box he grabbed was a box of Kroot. He opened the box and started assembling the Space Chickens.
After about half an hour he heard a creak from behind and shot his head around, a silhoutte of a man stood there, a 5-story building, which really scalled to about 12 inches in reallife, for Iggy's city fight table in hand.
Agent Tmbquios had just walked back into the foyer with his newly dry-cleaned suit when President Iggy Olive's body rolled down the large, open staircase. His blood and brain matter staining and ruining the red carpet on his way down.
"Oh feth!" Tmbquois exclaimed and ran over to the corpse. He checked for a pulse even though he knew Iggy was dead.
Later on when all the staff had cleaned the peices of grey off the floor of the hobby room did the guests all meet. Colonel Zebra Mustard, Agent Tmbqoius, Doctor Ashran Pink, Jimmy the khaki dinosaur, Something Limy, Profesor Clabbage Plum, Miss Zombie Scarlet, Agent Rainbow Awesome, Serial Hugger Crusher the Grey ,Engineer Shassy Orange, White Dark JR, Lord Goblin Blue, and Pop Star Fingon Black all sat in the hobby room, either on the tables or various chairs.
"Someone killed President Iggy Olive! It was one of us, we each left at some time of the night! The maids were all in the laundry room, so they have an alibi." Agent Rainbow Awesome said, brother of Agent Tmbquios.
"My thoughts exactly!" Sang Pop Star Fingon Black in a some-what auto-tune voice.
"Rawr!" Roared Jimmy the khaki dinosaur, which only the group understood for some odd reason as 'I'll eat whoever did this!'
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