40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

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40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby IGfanatic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:11 pm

'Fired out of a cannon.'

Our twelve heroes pondered their current situation. All crammed in a chimera, and fired out of a cannon.

--Several Days earlier--

Lord Inquisitor Phanaticus looked at the twelve men.

"I hate you all terribly and that is why I'm sending you on a suicide mission, and if you somehow survive I'll cram you all in a chimera and shoot you out of a cannon."

--Present Time--

"That is how!" Paladin exclaimed as the group flash back disappeared.

The chimera slammed into the ground and everyone lurched forwards.

Once Bones and Paladin inspected everyone for injuries they gathered their gear and did a group huddle, planning their course of action.


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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby Bjorn » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:20 pm

Put on my helmet and shout I'm the juggernaut.
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby theninjanid » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:48 pm

I stand up and watch Tristan dance. I then give a speech on how everything I say sounds smart, I also motivate the team with my soothing voice.
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby IGfanatic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:30 pm

Your speech failed. :P
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby BewareOfTom » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:29 pm

I ask over the radio WTF we are doing
I have half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees

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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby IGfanatic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:31 pm

A voice crackles over the radio.

"You are all tried for stupidity and Lord Inquisitor hates you all." The voice from the vox says, then the radio explodes in a shower of sparks.
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby BewareOfTom » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:33 pm

So what do we do? I dunno our objective on this mission....
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby IGfanatic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:35 pm

A voice, seemingly from nowhere, says "Get out of the flying tank now!"
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby Bjorn » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:36 pm

Follow me, I'm the Juggernaut! I yell, charging with my shotgun in one hand and Power axe in the other from the back of the flying tank.
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby IGfanatic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:38 pm

You run into the loading ramp, stumble back, then lower the ramp and charge out. You see that there are many men, clad in robes and symbols of chaos.
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby Bjorn » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:39 pm

I charge forward, firing my shotgun blindly with my head lowered, Power axe ready to swing.



I also yell: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby BewareOfTom » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:40 pm

[*]Shoot my boomstick.... I mean shotgun
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby IGfanatic » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:41 pm

The cultists order you stop before they get the 'Prince'.
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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby BewareOfTom » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:43 pm

Well they can't get him if their dead
I have half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees

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Re: 40k Hack and Slash Campaign, part one.

Postby Bjorn » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:43 pm

I reply:

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT and shoot the speaker in the face with a shotgun








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