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Re: The Alpha Legion Rises

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:24 pm
by Hedonismbot
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Alpha legion? Sigh. Apparently you idiots forgot what happened the last time you crossed the Kabal Of The Supreme Overlord himself. I'll remember to say hello to Lord Jagathra Vrax for you.

But that is of no concern. What I am not happy with is, you didn't even thank me for allowing the inquisitor to be captured, and the way you finished her off was truly pathetic. A simple gunshot to the back of the head? I give it a 1 out of 10!

You could've forced her friends to watch you do every degrading and humiliating thing imaginable, while they were helpless to respond, then finally put her out of her misery. Perhaps even send body parts back to the alliance piece by piece, to embarrass them further.

If you're going to be a super villain, at least put some effort into it Betarion. I even offered to take her off your hands and I could've shown you how to properly do things. I am dissapoint.

Your lesson fee will now be your so called indestructible white stone fortress. I do hope you refuse to hand it over because either you think me for being an arrogant xenos with no real grasp on the true nature of threat I face, or perhaps you simply think yourself as being simply better than me. Or maybe even hand it over but leave some booby traps behind. At least you'll start acting like any sort of respectable Archon would and hope I don't inform whoever holds the rights to stargate!

Don't disappoint me now.

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Re: The Alpha Legion Rises (ENDGAME)

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:58 am
by IGfanatic
Feran: What in the warp just happened?! Why have we lost contact with our strike squads in Sub-Sector Vigilai?

Intelligence officer: I have no idea sir, the sub-sector just vanished.

Ranuka: I just got word from high command that a super weapon was used, we must escape before it is used here.

Feran: Recall all our forces immediately, they have 48 hours before we leave.

Vrackus: Why can we not just attack the super weapon? Stop it in its tracks before it destroys this place?

Feran: You can go ahead and try, but I'd rather not fight against an enemy that has a weapon that can wipe out a sub-sector in minutes. We live to fight another day, we figure out how we can stop this weapon and hit it later. Right now we need to consolidate our forces.

Re: The Alpha Legion Rises (ENDGAME)

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 1:12 am
by Hedonismbot
IGfanatic wrote:Feran: What in the warp just happened?! Why have we lost contact with our strike squads in Sub-Sector Vigilai?

Intelligence officer: I have no idea sir, the sub-sector just vanished.

Ranuka: I just got word from high command that a super weapon was used, we must escape before it is used here.

Feran: Recall all our forces immediately, they have 48 hours before we leave.

Vrackus: Why can we not just attack the super weapon? Stop it in its tracks before it destroys this place?
You monkeigh didn't read the end game rules did you?
Feran: You can go ahead and try, but I'd rather not fight against an enemy that has a weapon that can wipe out a sub-sector in minutes. We live to fight another day, we figure out how we can stop this weapon and hit it later. Right now we need to consolidate our forces.
Well, you could probably destroy the consoles and activation keys that are on Chantillix, Vana Prime and Maskrati respectively.

You can't wipe out the ship thingy, but it won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Sigh, I have to do every thing around here.

Re: The Alpha Legion Rises (ENDGAME)

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:35 am
by IngenuityGap
It is time to lay claim to these keys the mortals are so wrapped up in. My Lord of Flies, you are to lead an incursion on Maskrati to obtain the key there while I, Lord Viz'er'ras'put'in, lead the main force on Chantillix.

Re: The Alpha Legion Rises (ENDGAME)

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:15 am
by Hedonismbot
Apparently you can't Daemon.

You're welcome to try, though I suspect you'll fail and get obilerated along with the planets. Have fun.

Re: The Alpha Legion Rises (ENDGAME)

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:05 pm
by Necrons 4eva
Don't be foolish, this may not be a winnable battle. Don't allow yourself to be annihilated.

Re: The Alpha Legion Rises (ENDGAME)

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:34 pm
by Hedonismbot
They're daemons /facepalm. He'll just get sent back to the warp and you can summon him back. It's like I'm the only person not taking combat drugs here(and I can't anymore thx to the new book).

Oh yeah, 2 meter exhaust port and psychic nonsense. Works every time.

Re: The Alpha Legion Rises (ENDGAME)

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:21 pm
by IGfanatic
Feran: Xeno, you have been watching way too many film picts lately.

Re: The Alpha Legion Rises (ENDGAME)

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 11:27 pm
by Hedonismbot
IGfanatic wrote:Feran: Xeno, you have been watching way too many film picts lately.
And yet I still found the time to enslave nearly all of the populace of Vana Prime. Having fun attacking the invincible super weapon that you can't hurt?

Re: The Alpha Legion Rises (ENDGAME)

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:42 am
by IGfanatic
Feran: I'm not attacking it, I'm consolidating my forces until we find its weakness. There is always a weakness to exploit.