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 Post subject: Scenes We'd like to see!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:54 pm 
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What is Scenes we'd like to see?
Scenes we'd like to see is a round from the popular television show Mock the Week, in which the players are given a title (ie. bad things to hear at a house party), which they must answer ( help yourself to nibbles, it's what he would have wanted).

Who do i play?

Why that's simple, merely look at the first post to see the title of the round and submit your answer, which ever I and the independent judge deem to be the funniest wins.

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Break any of these and you face sanctions so... err, don't bother.

1) Do not submit any more than TWO entries in a single round - this prevents spam.
2) Use ONLY original entries. This is not a game of see who can find the best quote from Mock the Week, or any like programme. We will find out if you have adapted a different answer!
3) Abide by the forum rules. Don't use starred language, or the mods will be called to clear up the mess and possibly PM you.
4) Do not argue with the judging of the game, or accuse bias. The judgers of this game have and always will judge fairly, no matter who it is entering and whether they are on a winning streak or not. The author is not looked at when choosing winners.
5) Have fun! Try to be as funny as possible - this should be a funny game to read through, so entertain yourselves :wink:


so now all we need is a volunteer judge (only one round if they want) because IG said i had to.

Round One: unusual questions to get on a maths exam
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What is the percentage of you getting this question right by writing down 42%?

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Julie was trying to solve the extremely simple equation 3x + 8 = 11, but she got it wrong. Julie got "x = 78.315". What would the answer have been if Julie became James?

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...Wut?

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Shas mechanicus wrote:
...Wut?

Girls are bad at maths. Even I can admit that. In my family, all my brothers are extremely good at maths, but I have it over them in english :twisted:

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Wait... So Zero's a girl?

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Girls are bad at math. Even I can admit that. In my family, all my brothers are extremely good at math, but I have it over them in english

Apparently English isn't your first language. :wink:

anyways, back to the topic:
"If 42 is the answer, what is the question?"

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EDIT: Nah, I'm not a girl. I was going to make everyone think I was, but I can't be bothered anymore. And BTW, I'm better at maths than I am at english, though I still do pretty well in english (I came like 3rd or 4th in the year last year).

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John has just ran over a badger, it is still alive. however he needs to kill it to put it out of it's misery what percentage chance is there he will go for a rock, and how long will he sit there thinking. "Damn that rock outside my shed could be really useful right now!" when he could really just use the branch behind him, or leave the badger alone.

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John has just ran over a badger, it is still alive. however he needs to kill it to put it out of it's misery what percentage chance is there he will go for a rock, and how long will he sit there thinking. "Damn that rock outside my shed could be really useful right now!" when he could really just use the branch behind him, or leave the badger alone.


What is the percentage chance that the wounded Badger still has enough life to seriously frag up John and the rest of his day?

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John has just ran over a badger, it is still alive. however he needs to kill it to put it out of it's misery what percentage chance is there he will go for a rock, and how long will he sit there thinking. "Damn that rock outside my shed could be really useful right now!" when he could really just use the branch behind him, or leave the badger alone.


What is the percentage chance that the wounded Badger still has enough life to seriously frag up John and the rest of his day?

That made me laugh so much xD

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