The Gaurdsmen return

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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by mrshadowguy » Sat May 04, 2013 10:15 am

A) I love tanks! :D
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by BewareOfTom » Sat May 04, 2013 10:55 am

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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by Sniperfex » Sat May 04, 2013 12:27 pm

I predict that everyone's going to die anyway...

so B... I'll take my chances at my post, you know you guys might end up having to head out to counter attack, meaning carnifex, that big thing, etc etc


so B and keep hold of my trusty lasgun
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by tyranid4glory » Sat May 04, 2013 7:00 pm

The Tank legion rumbles out, and in the distance they see the creature making its unstoppable charge forward. The sky seems darker, but maybe that's because they are in a tank. The Legion of tanks takes up a posistion on a hill that oversees the incoming swarm, led by the creature (Know known as a venomfex). The sky is really dark. The guardsmen see what it is.
"Gargoyles!" Yells one, and soon a flock of them descend, biting, slashing and shooting any and all exposed guardsmen, particuallry the ones at the base. They get killed by swarms and swarms of gargoyles, which attack like a cloud of insects.
Inside the tank the guardsmen line up their shots carefully, and fire salvo after salvo into the creatures maw.
The creature shrugs it of, but alien blood seeps from several wounds.
As the horde reaches the base's perimeter, it seems to split in two, making way for...carnifexes. They charge at the tank, and the drivers must make a choice:
A) Use the reverse gear and get the hell out of here.
B) Forward! Drive Forward! I wanna run it over...
Start again...Ha. A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. A A A ha. Ha a ha. Hahaha a ha ha ha. Cough. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was told to....

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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by mrshadowguy » Sun May 05, 2013 4:32 am

A) For the Emperor!
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Sun May 05, 2013 6:30 am

A)! It's only logical.
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by Sniperfex » Sun May 05, 2013 11:45 am

dang.. I died.. oh well see you guys in 3 days
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by SweetSorrow » Sun May 05, 2013 6:43 pm

A, firing as we go :D
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Well then, this is rather entertaining
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by tyranid4glory » Mon May 06, 2013 5:16 am

All the tank legions reversed, keeping the charging carnifex out of reach. Some hammered it with cannon fire, but the fex shrugged of these wounds and kept going. The Venomfex hauled its bloated vastness up to the base and crashed a wall down, purely through weight alone. The Tanks furthest back suddenly stopped. There was a river behind them. They might make it, but they would be sitting ducks for the fex's guns and any aquatic tyranids out there. (Just as a funny joke-nidrahna's).
The tanks alternative was to drive past it, not headlong but swerve ungracefully past it...
A) Swerve past
B) Swim the tank
Start again...Ha. A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. A A A ha. Ha a ha. Hahaha a ha ha ha. Cough. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was told to....

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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Mon May 06, 2013 6:20 am

A. How the hell is this supposed to float?
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by mrshadowguy » Mon May 06, 2013 9:48 am

A) Tanks can't swim.
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by Clabbage » Mon May 06, 2013 5:33 pm

It's been 3 days right? I can't be bothered to count :3

A :3
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by tyranid4glory » Tue May 07, 2013 2:41 am

The Tanks make a heroic charge around the rampaging carnifex, which promptly falls into the river.
The Tanks then are at the feet of the venomfex. They can't stop their momentum, and crash into it, staggering it. The Venomfex sprays toxic breath and acidic venom at the tanks, melting through their amour and allowing hormagaunts to pour through.
The Guardsmen hit the door release and escape, though some get cut down. They Run through the grass and into the base again. The Counter attack had failed. It was then noticed that the guardsmen were fighting a wave of termagants and warriors off from a breached wall. But then a gaurdsmen grabs you and points toward a valkeyre.
"Get in!" He shouts.
"What?" You yell back, unable to hear him over the roar of guns, tyranids and the nearby valkeyre engines.
"We need air support!" (Totally not a Just cause 2 quote)
The Base's embattled defenders could use ground forces, but it only took one to fly a valkerye, and that would offer more support...
What do you do:
A) Fly the valkeyre
B) Get in the valkerye, and fire its missiles at the nearest target without taking of. (Can you fly this thing anyway...)
Start again...Ha. A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. A A A ha. Ha a ha. Hahaha a ha ha ha. Cough. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was told to....

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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by Clabbage » Tue May 07, 2013 3:50 am

A
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Re: The Gaurdsmen return

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Tue May 07, 2013 6:42 am

B.
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