The Guardsmen

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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:36 pm

I'll take the nade launcher and fire into the horde.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by mrshadowguy » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:21 am

I'll grab the vox and fire at the horde.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:22 pm

mrshadowguy wrote:I'll grab the vox and fire at the horde.
Thats weird
Sniperfex wrote:I TAKE THE HEAVY BOLTER! IT'S DAKKA DAKKA THE ORKS TIME!

and I will shoot at the Warboss! if I miss, I'll hit an ork, if an ork jumps in the way, I'll still hit an Ork!

see, with logic like that and a Heavy Bolter I'm bound to hit something!
It takes 1 turn to set up

Anyway:

The gaurdsmen fought valiantly, most firing into the horde but one unlucky soul fired at the warboss, provoking him to rip that gaurdsmen in half, or badly wound him, as the amour withstood the impact of the fists. The horde now smashed into the guardsmen posistion, and several were knoced over. The orks grabbed them,and a close combat fight broke out:
Do you:
A) Draw your knife and/or other melee weapon and join in
OR:
B) Try to shoot into the fight.
Start again...Ha. A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. A A A ha. Ha a ha. Hahaha a ha ha ha. Cough. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was told to....

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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:23 am

I'm gonna go out swinging! Fix ya bayonets men!

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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:44 am

Wait, doesn't Spec Ops armour come with a medipack?
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Sniperfex » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:43 am

Cthulu Mechanicus wrote:Wait, doesn't Spec Ops armour come with a medipack?
quickly! heal me Cthulu!

if I get healed

I choose A!

FIXING BAYONETS!
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Wake up and live your life
I want to be your chemical ride"

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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by mrshadowguy » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:19 pm

I'm pulling my knife out and fighting.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:39 am

Sniperfex wrote:
Cthulu Mechanicus wrote:Wait, doesn't Spec Ops armour come with a medipack?
quickly! heal me Cthulu!

if I get healed

I choose A!

FIXING BAYONETS!
The med pack only works on the person who bought it. Someone buy a med kit!

Back to the story:
The fight became choatic, and there was total confusion. Knifes, guns, heads, fists, an orks finger, Chain swords, all were flying around in the melee. The guardsmen fought there way clear as the Space marines were carving the orks down. Bigtoof badbref was surrounded, and he had no body guards left to defend him. He growled, roared and charged at his challengers, crushing one instantly, ripping another in half and tossing aside another one.
He saw you, and smiled. Easy kills, he thought.
He charged, and time seemed to slow down. In the fraction of time left, what do you do?
A) Stab him the face
b) Aim for his neck with your knife
C) Shoot him were his spine meets his neck, and hope the bullet passes through
D) Run away
E) Grab your rations and stuff it in his mouth, choking him.

This will complete part 1 of the story, and then you can have a respite (if you survive)
Start again...Ha. A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. A A A ha. Ha a ha. Hahaha a ha ha ha. Cough. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was told to....

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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:49 am

Hang on, Spec Ops armour, does come with a Medikit, doesn't it? As such, I'll be in the corner, stitching my lower half back on.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Sniperfex » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:38 am

In typical Imperial Infantrymans Uplifting Primer... I aim my bayonet at his face

(If I die, darn you Imperial Propaganda)
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:35 am

Bayonet his face!

A)
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Sniperfex » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:20 am

FIX YOUR BAYONETS GUARDSMAN!
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Wake up and live your life
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by mrshadowguy » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:23 pm

I'll stab his face.
That one dude on that one forum with the Squrtile picture.

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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:34 am

The sheer guantity of knives and bayonets in his face made him stop. He roared angrily, but was blinded by blood and knives, as well as rage. He staggered, and the Space marines took this oppurtunity to pummel him down, and then, out of no were, came Vulkan He'stan, who drove his spear deep into the warbosses' neck, decapitating him. The lifeless body collapsed under its weight.
You had done it. Killed a warboss, and saved the planet. Well, the marines had, but you changed the course of the battle.
Vulkan he'stan approached you. He looked down at you, and his shadow covered all of you.
"Well done" He said.
"I would be happy to serve alongside you again" Someone replies.
Vulkan nodded, and turned and walked of, determined to stop the orks before they could escape.
You had completed your mission, done better then expected and survived. Welcome to veterancy.

You return to base, and you see the Orbiting troop ships descend. Valkeryes arrive to extract survivors. The war was won.

Your next deployment was awaiting...

Congradulations on all you survivors. A new topic will be put up tommorow for your next mission.
Fighting the Tyranid hordes on Aweaden V. All survival points are kept, and items, but the option remains to have your charecter reset if you want, and buy what gear you want with you total survival points throughout all time. ( A respec, for all you Boderland's 1 and 2 players out there)

Special edition items: For you veterans, you unlock these unique items. One only:
Flamethrower with orgyn bodyaurd (has standard gear)
Jet pack and two basilisk artillery strikes
2 Dual barrled shotguns and Demolition kit
Sentinel (Counts as having 3 extra lives!)
Sentry gun and Med kit, with valkerye missile strike.
Start again...Ha. A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. A A A ha. Ha a ha. Hahaha a ha ha ha. Cough. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was told to....

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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:24 am

The shotgun one for me
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