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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:08 pm

These Astartes have swag. I'll ride with them.

A)
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:27 pm

Look at those hubcaps and Hydraulics.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Sniperfex » Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:31 pm

an Astartes? offering us to ride in a land raider? we are not worthy of such things!

but A) anyway :3
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:05 pm

They're totally gonna end up being Chaos.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:12 pm

It's okay because they have Swag.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:02 pm

24 Inch rims on that Land Raider. That's how they roll.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:41 am

Cthulu Mechanicus wrote:A)! A)! I'm going to be chillin' with Speesh Mahreens! TAKE THAT STEVEN!

What chapter are they?
Salamanders, simply so I didn't say Ultramarines.

Anyway:
The gaurdsmen pack into the Land raider, delighted to be riding with such (insert suitable adjective here) figures. They could feel the speed of the tank and a question that had been forming on their lips now erupted out:
"Where are we going?" Asked one.
The Nearest spacemarine said:
"The tomb of martyrs, where the rest of our force is set up. Survivors are there, and were mustering them for an attack on Bigtoof Badbreffs base."
The gaurdsmen knew they were being thrust into action again.
Several hours later, darkness enveloped the world around them. Night had fallen, and the world through the vision slits was dark and gloomy. Nighttime was unusally long on this side of then planet due to its orbital pattern and time of year, so night gear had been specified.
Suddenly, a tremondous blast rocked the land raider, and one door shook badly, almost falling of!
"Bommas!" Shouted the lead spacemarine.
"Get down" He yelled, aiming his bolter. Two more marines drew their flame related gear and took aim, but not at the air, at the horde that flowed from the towering spires that engulfed them.
The Tomb was close, and the guardsmen thought they could make it if they ran fast, but the orks were everywhere.
What do you do?
A) Stand and fight
B) Run to the Tomb
C) Hide in the land raider and act like your injured.
D) Help them fix the damaged parts
E) Sneak into the gun and laugh manically as you spray bolter fire everywhere (the first person who says this gets this option. One gun only,after all!)
Check out the first post as thats where I will add the list of items now.
Start again...Ha. A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. A A A ha. Ha a ha. Hahaha a ha ha ha. Cough. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was told to....

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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:51 am

A) I fight with the astartes. Better to die a hero than a coward.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:41 am

D). Top enginseer Shas reportin' for duty!
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Sniperfex » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:26 am

A, I will stand and fight with the fellow defenders of man, *brofists Swaggy-fanatic*


and D when repairs are needed! DUCT TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING!
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:32 am

Actually, could you perhaps man the heavy bolter? Just wondering why we're using Lasguns and not bolters.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by mrshadowguy » Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:30 pm

I pick A, if I can actually join at this point.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:09 am

mrshadowguy wrote:I pick A, if I can actually join at this point.
Yes, you may, so long as you read the rules.

The guardsmen fighting fought well, but the salamanders demolished opposistion. The repairs were going well, and only a few minor injuries and a slugger bullet in someones arm were all that ailed them. The entire group got pack in the land raider, and soon rolled through the gates into the Tomb of martyrs. The tomb was protected by 4 walls, three times the height of a spacemarine, with lascannons mounted on each corner. Aegis defence lines stood behind these, manned by Imperial guard. The gate was two massive slabs of adamantium and marble, with the aquilla spread across it. The Tomb itself was nothing more then several bastions covering a courtyard of pale, twisted trees that could some how grow in the polluted air.
The spacemarines went to their various locations, and, to the gaurdsmens joy, several crates of gear lay before them:
What do you take:
The free heavy bolter
The spec-ops body amour
The Grenade launcher
The Vox-caster
The target lock
The airstrike designator
You may take one item only.
As they took their gear, the gates crashed open and many hundreds of orks charged in, led by the warboss, bigtoof badbreff! He had appeared at last!
What do you do?
A) Fire at the horde
B) Shoot the warboss
C) Charge forward
D) Hide behind the barricades
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Sniperfex » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:47 am

I TAKE THE HEAVY BOLTER! IT'S DAKKA DAKKA THE ORKS TIME!

and I will shoot at the Warboss! if I miss, I'll hit an ork, if an ork jumps in the way, I'll still hit an Ork!

see, with logic like that and a Heavy Bolter I'm bound to hit something!
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:00 am

Spec Ops armour.

I fire at the Warboss. With luck, they will descend into a bloody war to determien the new boss.
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