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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:43 pm

I have 4 i thinks
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:14 pm

Anyone running with me? It's not cowardice if it's to leave the blast radius.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Sniperfex » Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:25 pm

Cthulu Mechanicus wrote:Anyone running with me? It's not cowardice if it's to leave the blast radius.
YES IT IS NOW GET BACK THERE AND SAVE EVERYONE BY USING YOUR OWN BODY AS A BLAST SHIELD!
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:54 pm

Cthulu Mechanicus wrote:Grenade in the Ammo feed. Also, I buy a full helmet if possible and RUN LIKE HELL.
Great job!
The Orks are held off by the combined efforts of the two defenders, and as the grenade gets sucked into the ammo feed, the guardsmen jump out the way they came, quickly climbing down the leg. Soon, explosive reactions occur and the STOMPA explodes from within in a massive blossom of fiery death. The guardsmen cant appreciate their kill, as hundreds of orks are clambering over the scrap.
They fall back, only then realising they are the last gaurdsmen left standing. A small band of men, less then ten in number.
They have to make a tough descion:
A) Do you vote to leave the city, and rally in the countryside?
B) Stay in the city limits, and attempt to gather survivors for a counter-attack?
This option won't kill anyone, but it will direct the story line. The option with the most votes wins. If its a tie, it will go to option;
C) Fall back, and wait for reinforcements within the city.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:03 am

B) high command told us to hold the city, and frankly I'm scarred of the commissar.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:21 am

B.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:02 pm

Anyone else voting? Because some time later on today Im going to say B!
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:11 am

Ok, B it is.
The Guardsmen elect to stay in the city, find survivors and launch a counter attack on the Orks Forward command base. They move through the empty streets, which are littered with scrap metal pieces, waste and bodies. It seems there are more Human then Orks. They trudge through, maintaning silence, lest the orks hear. In the distance, artillery fire and explosions provide a constant noise. The sky, already thick with pollution and aircraft, becomes darker. Rain falls, pattering softly against their heads. The towering spires are ablaze, and more then one is crumbling.
Soon, even the artillery fire becomes dull. The city is quiet, aside from the odd explosion or falling building. Night falls, and the aircraft in the sky return to ground or go to the spires. It appears the Orks have crushed Imperial resistance. They would win this city.
A noise coming from behind breaks the mood.
"What was that?" Someone whispers.
"quiet!" Hisses someone in reply.
The Noise is heard again, closer this time. It sounds like ruffling. A survivor, perhaps?

What do you do;
A) Stay here, and draw your gun(s)
B) Investigate the noise.
C) Keep going. After all, an Imperial Guardsmen would follow you, surely?
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:51 am

B, but let's be cautious. It could be a survivor, a squig, or an Ork. Also, could you post a full list of items and our current survival points somewhere, such as editing it into the first post?
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:56 am

I'll cover you!

A)
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:08 am

Cthulu Mechanicus wrote: Also, could you post a full list of items and our current survival points somewhere, such as editing it into the first post?
That could take time to do If I can't cut and paste it in there. But I will get to work.

The Guardsmen who decided to check it out moved slowly into the alley way. They gave it a quick glance. No humans, unless there behind the bins, but....
The Guardsmen couldn't finish his though a a Squig bounded forward, jumped up and fastened its teeth around his neck. The guardsmen struggled, and drew a combat knife, slashing its leg. Blood soaked one Guardsmen. More squigs were coming, drawn to the smell of blood and the commotion.
The Guardsmen who had drawn their guns fired at the first squig, killing it in a volley of fire. More who coming.
What do you do?
A) Break into the buildings surronding you.
B) Stay here and fight
C) Climb onto a building and pick them off from there.
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by IGfanatic » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:20 am

See ya suckers!

C)
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:31 am

C)! Save me Iggy! Ohgodbuyagrenadeandtossit!
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by tyranid4glory » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:42 am

The Guardsmen clambered up the building, shooting the red tide of squigs. Orks were coming, and the bigger ones, the Nobs. Lootas, burna boys. A whole horde was coming down the street. The guardsmen knew their time was up, and nothing they could do could stop them. They decided to make every shot count, and take down as many as possible.
Suddenly the horde stopped, tripping over themselves in panic. A deafening noise drowned out their cries. They street filled up with the massive bulk of a LAND RAIDER, and joy of joys, A Space Marine tactical squad emerged, bolters blazing. The sky's main focal point was the Storm Talon flying in, shredding the horde with front mounted assault cannons.
The horde lay dead in minutes. One spacemarine jumped onto the bins and then onto the roof of the small building they were on.
"Need a lift?" He said, pointing to the land raider.
What do you say?
A) "Thank the emperor you're here!" and then get into the land raider.
B) "Nah, I won't burden you" and follow on foot
C) "Heck no, you Glory hogs took to much time getting here so you won't bother if I die with you" and walk off. (Unadvised)
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Re: The Guardsmen

Post by Cthulu Mechanicus » Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:59 am

A)! A)! I'm going to be chillin' with Speesh Mahreens! TAKE THAT STEVEN!

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