The Planning of a Warboss

The Ork Warboos Junksnapper stood in his tent barking orders at his grot tailsmen, when in stumbled Springnut. "Oie Springnut, Wot brings you to my tent". "BOSS! the Spacehulk's bin ready fer ya, we searched the whole thing an no geney stellers, boss!" "Dam," curesed Junksnapper, "I was hopin fer a bit of fun before we headed off." But Boss we still havent got in the warp yet." "Shut yer yap and get me Bigmek Slyhook!!" " Yes Booss, umm straight away boss."

Later that day Junksnapper and Slyhook walked the bording brigde to the biggest Spacehulk in the fleet. Tell me again Slyhook barked Junksnapper." "109,873,457 Boyz, 600,234 Nobz, 309,87, Trukkz, an, a whole lot of buggies and Trackz Boss," hissed Slyhook.

"Wot bout the Wagonz," Junksnapper asked sounding mabye a bit too curious," "They left on the carryers bout to moons ago Boss." "Good," said Junksnapper "now give orders we leavin now!!" YES BOSS!," Slyhook hissed then bowed into the main hanger room where his ladz where fiddling with the controlz.

"We gort some killin to do boyz," Barked Junksnapper to the massive horde behind him, a mighy noise that would deafin a whole planet rose fom all over the colonie. Junksnapper'z Waagh was now in motion...